Dear Clint Eastwood

Please move to Brooklyn.  Thank you.

 

Love,

Emily

Fantastical Movies and Posters

My friend just sent me this site and I really dig it.  I think all of the poster re-designs are really well done, and give the films a completely different modern feel.  Here are a few of my favs (posters and movies)

(I just finished a huge Stanley Kubrick project, why the hell didn’t I make this? Goddamn)

 

 

 

PS- New Harry Potter coming out this summer! ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS I AM?  I know you’re excited. Don’t even ACT like you aren’t counting down the days. Because I am. I’m not even ashamed to admit it.

Winnie Finally Comes Clean

Awesome.

Is this a GD Joke?

Really?  I mean, I’ve seen elderly people, children, handicap people crossing, effing DUCK crossing, but do we really need a Student Crossing sign?  Esp in the tiny Willoughby parking lot?  As someone who drives on campus, I think the sign should say “Art School Students who walk around with their hoods up, sunglasses on, ipods blasting, not paying attention to any car that might potentially hit them Crossing”  Much more accurate.

 

In other news, waiting for the G train last night coming back from Manhattan, I had to sit and listen to possibly the worst emo musicians at the Metropolitan station.  My iPod was out of battery, and of course the G takes forever, so I was tortured by listening to these two dudes talking about “dying inside of each other” and “we will never be the same” FML.  I usually don’t mind listening to people play in the subways.. if they’re good.  If they’re emo, they  might as well stay at home and cry and sing in their whiny voices to their supposed girlfriends they write about.

 

Twitter Girls

My girls in my Social Media class just made this hilarious/awesome video about Twitter.. Check it out.  And Sophie is a legit musician who is also awesome, so check her out as well!  

 

 

God I love Social Media class

John Butler is Ridiculous.

 

Check out this video of John Butler playing Ocean… goosebumps kid, goosebumps.  A really beautiful song, and it’s insane to watch him play.  Watch it.  Do it. Do it! And watch it all the way through!  The ending is unreal.  You will jizz in your pants.

Undo

 

 

Does anyone else ever feel like this.. you screw up something in real life and your first reaction is “Crtl Z”?  

I need to stop spending so much time in front of a computer.  Shiiitt.

Idiots

So, making my almost weekly trek on 95 from Boston to New York, I got held up in 3 traffic jams.  Traffic sucks.  We all know it, nobody likes it.  But I can understand it if its a busy travel day or theres a major accident or whatever.  But this was ridiculous.  Let me vent about the assholes/retards (I don’t care if its not politically correct) that are clogging our roadways.

The first jam was a little frightening and abrupt.  It was about 20 miles south of Providence.  I was cruising in the left lane, when all of the sudden the cars in front of me were slamming on their brakes.  I sort of swerved and hit mine too, thinking there was an animal or some type of obstruction in the middle of the lane.  Know what the big effing deal was?  

A plastic bag. 

Yep. Everyone watch out.  The big bad plastic bag might take over and knock your big ass 3 ton block of metal off the road.  IDIOTS.

And then the next two instances were spread out over the course of the remaining 3 hour drive.  Both were about 20 minute build ups.  The big hold up was, there were small fender benders on the side of the road, not blocking any lanes or preventing any cars from moving at a normal speed. But people obviously have nothing better to do than to slow down and “Ooohh, look at those flashing lights.  Looks like there must have been an accident!  Let’s slow down and look, we don’t have anything else to do!  And I bet this is REALLY exciting, we might even see a little dent on the side of the bumper if we slow down enough!”  

So there’s my rant for the week.  LOVE YA

Dot Com

My awesome roomie, Kate just finished my website, so ch-ch-check it outttt.

www.emilysusen.com